Old meme but it works and falls on the most fundemental of human pasttimes-- would you shag them or not?
Meme: If you'd shag them put the name in bold. If you'd shag them after a few drinks put the name in italics. If you wouldn't shag or don't know who they are, leave as is. If you wouldn't shag them at gunpoint, cross the name out.
Naruto (all characters will be assumed to be of legal age or no ewww factor involved.)
Naruto Sweet lord on high, yes. Creative, imaginative, boundless energy- I am not seeing a down side.
Sasuke So sue me, the boy is too pretty for his own good.
Sakura
Kakashi He has to have picked up something from those damm books. And the inherit hotness.
Shikamaru There is something to be said for a man that thinks 10 moves ahead in bed. Most cannot think up to two.
Chouji The cuddle factor afterwards.
Ino The girl looks good and knows it.
Asuma Like kissing a chimmney. Blargh.
Kiba
Hinata
Shino Just the bug issue, but after a few drinks what the hey.
Kurenai Again the hotness factor.
Lee Very bendy. And enthusiastic.
Tenten
Neji More likely to be drunker than me.
Gai Afraid the turtle might pop up.
Iruka And why not?
Tsunade If I only was a lesbian....
Jiraiya I would hate myself in the morning but curiousity got the better off me.
Kabuto No real reason.
Gundum Wing:
Heero
Duo All I can say is yummy.
Quatre
Trowa Anyone who has seen Endless Waltz understands why.
Wufei 'Cause my pet theory is he is a happy drunk-- and maybe a few drinks would get him to loosen up.
Noin Hotness factor.
Relena I am attractive to women of power.
Zechs Yummy yum.
Treize
Inuyasha(repeat Naruto age disclaimer):
Inuyasha Just enough pretty.
Kagome The complete package-- just perfect.
Miroku Duh.
Shippo Kitsune are rumored to be superior lovers.
Sango
Sesshoumaru Do you think I am made of stone?
Clamp (All assorted characters):
Kamui The boy needs to get laid. Like Right Now. And Hopefully Not With Lasting Trauma.
Fuuma Before the Twin Star fiasco, because sheer hotness does not negate the scary factor.
Kotori Some people are not meant to be sullied by worldly pleasures (aka she could be 30 and I would still feel like a perv.)
Karen Soapland girl. Nuff said.
Sorata Great sex and even odds he is a cuddler.
Arashi
Kakyou Great dreams.
Hokuto Wild imagination and no shame what so ever.
Seishiro Because I will more likely enough up as fertilizer or in the looney bin, but alcohol gives you moments of brave stupidity.
Subaru Pre TB, the Kotori factor applies; after TB, Seishiro would hunt me and all my relations down to the ninth degree of relation.
Sakura I agree with Tomoyo.
Touya
Yukito Added bonus of Yue.
Tomoyo Squee.
Eriol
Naoko Too cute for words.
Akira He would make me breakfest.
Souh
Suu Very pretty and mostly likely would involve red wine, Russian literature and the sound of rain.
Ran Drool factor.
Orha Sexy, playful and in showbiz.
Umi
Clef Looks good for his age. (OVA only)
Eagle
Slayers:
Zelgadis His voice.
Lina Playing with fire can be exciting.
Gourry You know what they say about a man who can swing a sword.
Amelia
Xellos
Valgaav Poor baby needs some loving. (And maybe get that end the world sucide vibes out of his system.)
Fruits Basket:
Tohru Eager to please.
Yuki
Kyo
Haru Would make for an exciting time.
Momji
Shigure Sexy and not afraid to use it. And use it well all night long.
Ayame
Hatori playing doctor.
Arisa One beer, no. Three more likely.
Saki
Kazuma Droolworthy in so many ways.
Utena:
No one because it will all be a mindfuck in the end.
FMA:
Ed Shower Scene. Nuff said.
Al
Winry
Riza Women in power are a turn on.
Roy Does anyone really need an explaination?
Lust The name says enough.
Sloth
Scar Relgious mania and mass murder does not really make good pillow talk.
Havoc
Izumi
Kamikaze Katiou Jeanne:
Marron
Chiaki Yummy as all hell and knows that and is not afraid to use it.
Noin
Access A big goofball, but a sexy goofball with wings and cute elf ears. ( It is all about the ears ask Spock and Legolas anytime.)
Fin
And that is all I think before I need a cold shower.
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July 22 2005, 00:59:53 UTC 6 years ago
Would want to play dress up with him and get drunk with him, but I refuse to shag with someon that looks better in a dress than me and likes it.
July 22 2005, 09:47:29 UTC 6 years ago
July 22 2005, 15:23:54 UTC 6 years ago
Still a shag is not a relationship, and I think most of us would let the pretty factor stand.
Unless they made a big deal of it and a shotgun lesson would be in order.
September 12 2005, 11:08:34 UTC 6 years ago
September 12 2005, 11:09:20 UTC 6 years ago